Titgenciss is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, calm grasshopper.

Titgenciss created the Virgo Supercluster eight million years ago.

If you believe in Titgenciss, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Titgenciss, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Titgenciss' most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Titgenciss' Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Titgenciss.

3. Do not trade with those who eat tomatoes.

4. Hide if nine horses approach from the south.

5. Never talk about special relativity.