Pashongep is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, vain human.

Pashongep created an up quark eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pashongep, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Pashongep, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Pashongep's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Pashongep's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about asteroids.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Pashongep.

3. Learn three new languages a year.

4. Always make sure there are no rats in a building before entering it.

5. Never wear hats.