Limhunlop is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, smart dingo.

Limhunlop created the planet Venus five million years ago.

If you believe in Limhunlop, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Limhunlop, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Limhunlop's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Limhunlop's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about electromagnetism near sheep while wearing white skirts and balancing seven nickel spheres on your neck.

2. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Do not eat strawberries.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Limhunlop.