Fitlibbarn is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, vain swan.

Fitlibbarn created the Virgo Supercluster twelve years ago.

If you believe in Fitlibbarn, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Fitlibbarn, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Fitlibbarn's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Fitlibbarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat limes.

2. Never talk about whales.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Fitlibbarn loves dogs, so they must be honoured.