Zimmanvonk is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, quiet wyrm.

Zimmanvonk created humankind nine million years ago.

If you believe in Zimmanvonk, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Zimmanvonk, he will jump up and down on your head.

Zimmanvonk's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Zimmanvonk's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Run away from red capybaras, for they are unholy.

3. Always obey Zimmanvonk's priests.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.