Tifcidbig is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, awe-inspiring alligator.

Tifcidbig created the Milkyway two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tifcidbig, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Tifcidbig, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Tifcidbig's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Tifcidbig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in red rooms.

2. Erect a giant gray sculpture of Tifcidbig in the centre of the settlement.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.