Sithatceb is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, caring coyote.

Sithatceb created Africa four years ago.

If you believe in Sithatceb, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Sithatceb, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Sithatceb's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Sithatceb's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about photosynthesis.

2. Never laugh in the presence of ducks.

3. Feed all hungry ants.

4. Sharks are not to be trusted.

5. Sithatceb loves whales, so they must be respected.