Raksagcad is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, smart cobra.

Raksagcad created the Whirlpool Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Raksagcad, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Raksagcad, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Raksagcad's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Raksagcad's Holy Commandments

1. Never hop in holy places.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Always obey Raksagcad's priests.

4. Do not jump in public.

5. Never think about special relativity near snails while wearing yellow trousers and balancing four platinum spheres on your chest.