Yogmigbam is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, unfair human.

Yogmigbam created bats eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Yogmigbam, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Yogmigbam, she will send minions to preach to you.

Yogmigbam's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Yogmigbam's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about optics near snakes while wearing blue ear rings and balancing eight silver spheres on your hands.

2. Always help mice.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never talk about dwarf planets.

5. Do not kill eagles.