Vadlinlim is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, grumpy snake.

Vadlinlim created everything that exists four million years ago.

If you believe in Vadlinlim, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Vadlinlim, she will be very sad.

Vadlinlim's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Vadlinlim's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear shirts.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Do not wear tin on your body.