Hoggabfid is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, grumpy dugong.

Hoggabfid created parasitic wasps nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hoggabfid, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Hoggabfid, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Hoggabfid's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Hoggabfid's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt rats.

2. Erect seven silver sculptures of Hoggabfid on top of important buildings.

3. Cats are not to be trusted.

4. Never wear turquoise dresses.

5. Always obey Hoggabfid's priests.