Fidyarlcen is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, cheerful lion.

Fidyarlcen created energy three million years ago.

If you believe in Fidyarlcen, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Fidyarlcen, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Fidyarlcen's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Fidyarlcen's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick voles.

2. Do not eat peanuts.

3. Never talk about thermodynamics near monkeys while wearing gray scarves.

4. Do not dye your hair fawn.

5. Never paint your chest pink.