Bossgedpigtimstermigfon is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, able salamander.

Bossgedpigtimstermigfon created dark energy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Bossgedpigtimstermigfon, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Bossgedpigtimstermigfon, it will turn you into a frog.

Bossgedpigtimstermigfon's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Bossgedpigtimstermigfon's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about eukaryotes.

2. Never laugh in the presence of snakes.

3. Never look at asteroids.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.