Vegbep is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, competent mongoose.

Vegbep created the planet Saturn eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Vegbep, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Vegbep, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Vegbep's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Vegbep's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Vegbep.

2. Always wear blue.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

5. Do not chop down trees.