Taflarntontalbodmanbedsak is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, kind gnu.

Taflarntontalbodmanbedsak created everything that exists two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Taflarntontalbodmanbedsak, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Taflarntontalbodmanbedsak, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Taflarntontalbodmanbedsak's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Taflarntontalbodmanbedsak's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Never hurt seals.

4. Do not keep nine goats in a large pit.

5. Never eat bark.