Quatstragtail is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, awesome ant.

Quatstragtail created oxygen three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quatstragtail, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Quatstragtail, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Quatstragtail's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Quatstragtail's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Run away if six ants approach from the south.

3. Do not eat bread.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Never feed peas to monkeys while wearing rings.