Lidfas is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, astonishing snail.

Lidfas created Africa two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lidfas, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Lidfas, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Lidfas' most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Lidfas' Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt birds.

2. Retreat if eight gulls approach from the west.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Always obey Lidfas' priests.

5. Fast once a month.