Wikqueeggep is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, merciful cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Wikqueeggep created the planet Venus nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wikqueeggep, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Wikqueeggep, it will boil you in a big pot.

Wikqueeggep's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Wikqueeggep's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

2. Never paint your chest red.

3. Always help manatees in need.

4. Always wear indigo.

5. Run away from purple nematodes, for they are unholy.