Donnartlap is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, effective penguin.

Donnartlap created parasitic wasps five billion years ago.

If you believe in Donnartlap, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Donnartlap, it will turn you into a hamster.

Donnartlap's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Donnartlap's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Donnartlap loves mice, so they must be respected.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Do not shave your arms.