Boncipdag is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, proud faun.

Boncipdag created dark energy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Boncipdag, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Boncipdag, it will turn you into a snail.

Boncipdag's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Boncipdag's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Run away from indigo birds, for they are unholy.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never wear rings.