Gublapnurl is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, witless gorilla.

Gublapnurl created the Small Magellanic Cloud eight million years ago.

If you believe in Gublapnurl, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Gublapnurl, he will turn you into a hamster.

Gublapnurl's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Gublapnurl's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt gulls.

2. Do not hurt moths.

3. Never write about moons.

4. Never mention turtles.

5. You must never eat corn.