Wodstighim is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, prudent owl.

Wodstighim created the planet Jupiter three million years ago.

If you believe in Wodstighim, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Wodstighim, he will not care.

Wodstighim's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Wodstighim's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Never talk about porpoises.

3. Never hurt snails.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Do not leap in public.