Dosshincet is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, vain bat.

Dosshincet created time and space four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dosshincet, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Dosshincet, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Dosshincet's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Dosshincet's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about asteroids.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Always help sick voles.

4. Never look at galaxies.

5. Always wear green.