Gengedlip is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, tranquil beaver.

Gengedlip created the Whirlpool Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gengedlip, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Gengedlip, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Gengedlip's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Gengedlip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Put Gengedlip first in all things.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate frogs.

4. Gengedlip loves geese, so they must be honoured.

5. Never feed lots of oranges to mites while wearing black shirts.