Sadsinzed is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, blissful owl.

Sadsinzed created Europe two years ago.

If you believe in Sadsinzed, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Sadsinzed, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Sadsinzed's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Sadsinzed's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Do not eat aubergines.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Never hurt snails.

5. Sadsinzed loves sharks, so they must be respected.