Dabcumjonbotjatpanappveg is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, merciful squirrel.

Dabcumjonbotjatpanappveg created a photon three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dabcumjonbotjatpanappveg, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Dabcumjonbotjatpanappveg, she will try to impress you with trees.

Dabcumjonbotjatpanappveg's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Dabcumjonbotjatpanappveg's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Dabcumjonbotjatpanappveg's priests.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Ants are unholy and should not be approached.