Legwatdut is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, benevolent troll.

Legwatdut created dark energy two million years ago.

If you believe in Legwatdut, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Legwatdut, it will laugh at you.

Legwatdut's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Legwatdut's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick aardvarks.

2. Never mention squirrels.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate pigs.

4. Do not wear aluminium on your body.

5. Never pour water over plants.