Gemcentab is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, unselfish wren.

Gemcentab created the cosmos six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gemcentab, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Gemcentab, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Gemcentab's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Gemcentab's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Always wear magenta.

4. Never run near squirrels.

5. Never think about stars.