Hanyoknab is a god.
It takes the form of an enormous, idiotic
clam.
Hanyoknab created a quark nine million years ago.
If you believe in
Hanyoknab, it will not care.
If you do not believe in
Hanyoknab, it will turn you into a hamster.
Hanyoknab's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.
Hanyoknab's Holy Commandments1. Never think about thermodynamics near tortoises while wearing magenta boots and balancing six carbon spheres on your face.
2. Do not speak about onions.
3. Do not commit murder.
4. Never write about galaxies.
5. Never look in ponds.