Pidpidcat is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, blissful octopus.

Pidpidcat created Mount Everest five billion years ago.

If you believe in Pidpidcat, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Pidpidcat, he will ignore you.

Pidpidcat's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Pidpidcat's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in red.

5. Do not commit murder.