Panfithudhindunflamgofboss is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, able dog.

Panfithudhindunflamgofboss created the cosmos four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Panfithudhindunflamgofboss, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Panfithudhindunflamgofboss, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Panfithudhindunflamgofboss' most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Panfithudhindunflamgofboss' Holy Commandments

1. Never write about thermodynamics.

2. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

3. Pray towards the north.

4. Always make sure there are no moths in a building before entering it.

5. Never talk about fluid mechanics.