Cungonjig Sandquillag is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, self-confident warg.

Cungonjig Sandquillag created a photon twelve years ago.

If you believe in Cungonjig Sandquillag, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Cungonjig Sandquillag, it will laugh at you.

Cungonjig Sandquillag's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Cungonjig Sandquillag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your hands.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Never laugh in holy places.

4. Do not drink water in mauve rooms.

5. Never wear red ear rings.