Kargomtencissratvidweg is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, fast whale.

Kargomtencissratvidweg created the Sombrero Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kargomtencissratvidweg, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Kargomtencissratvidweg, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Kargomtencissratvidweg's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Kargomtencissratvidweg's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat pineapples.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Kargomtencissratvidweg.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Do not take Kargomtencissratvidweg's name in vain.

5. Never eat green fruit.