Pogcinzan is a god.
She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, slow
faun.
Pogcinzan created dark energy three thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Pogcinzan, she will celebrate by creating some universes.
If you do not believe in
Pogcinzan, she will remove you from existence.
Pogcinzan's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.
Pogcinzan's Holy Commandments1. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.
2. Never sprint in the presence of goats.
3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.
4. Pogcinzan loves shrews, so they must be respected.
5. Do not chant in public.