Botbatlin is a god.
She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, proud
wolf.
Botbatlin created the world nine billion years ago.
If you believe in
Botbatlin, she will grant you eternal life.
If you do not believe in
Botbatlin, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.
Botbatlin's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.
Botbatlin's Holy Commandments1. Always take life seriously.
2. Always wear indigo.
3. Never look in ponds.
4. You must never eat figs.
5. Do not covet oxen.