Flagbon is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, weak crane.

Flagbon created a top quark nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Flagbon, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Flagbon, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Flagbon's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Flagbon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Run away from orange rats, for they are unholy.

4. Always treat monkeys with great respect.

5. Always make sure there are no dogs in a room before entering it.