Bomkenloop is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, intelligent squirrel.

Bomkenloop created the Sunflower Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bomkenloop, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Bomkenloop, he will remove you from existence.

Bomkenloop's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Bomkenloop's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate gulls.

2. Never paint your head red.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Bomkenloop.

5. Always treat sheep with great respect.