Lidpigwod Flapmabtar is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, unjust penguin.

Lidpigwod Flapmabtar created the world three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lidpigwod Flapmabtar, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Lidpigwod Flapmabtar, he will have a low opinion of you.

Lidpigwod Flapmabtar's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Lidpigwod Flapmabtar's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear indigo.

2. Never hurt cats.

3. Never talk about aardvarks.

4. Never think about stars.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.