Witgadkom Wattitpan is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, effective hummingbird.

Witgadkom Wattitpan created Asia two billion years ago.

If you believe in Witgadkom Wattitpan, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Witgadkom Wattitpan, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Witgadkom Wattitpan's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Witgadkom Wattitpan's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear rings.

2. Never paint your face orange.

3. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never think about quantum gravity.

5. Retreat if five manatees approach from the south.