Stangenspag is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, almighty monkey.

Stangenspag created the Sol system five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Stangenspag, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Stangenspag, it will be mildly annoyed.

Stangenspag's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Stangenspag's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate moths.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Stangenspag.

3. Do not wear silver on your body.

4. Never jump in the presence of turtles.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.
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