Lagcuddum is a god.
He takes the form of a heavy, vain
dryad.
Lagcuddum created a Higgs boson seven million years ago.
If you believe in
Lagcuddum, he will be surprised.
If you do not believe in
Lagcuddum, he will throw large rocks at you.
Lagcuddum's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.
Lagcuddum's Holy Commandments1. Do not drink alcohol.
2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.
3. Worship no other gods but Lagcuddum.
4. Never sit in holy places.
5. Do not fashion models of living things.