Fenfarparknut is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, selfish chicken.

Fenfarparknut created the Cigar Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Fenfarparknut, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Fenfarparknut, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Fenfarparknut's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Fenfarparknut's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Fenfarparknut's priests.

2. Fenfarparknut loves doves, so they must be honoured.

3. Never eat turnips.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Never mention tapirs.