Dandavnar is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, ruthless zebra.

Dandavnar created Mount Everest eight million years ago.

If you believe in Dandavnar, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Dandavnar, he will not care at all.

Dandavnar's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Dandavnar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Dandavnar loves otters, so they must be respected.

3. Always make sure there are no swans in a building before entering it.

4. Retreat if three geese approach from the east.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.
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