Ditvabbom Nanhim is a god.
She takes the form of a large, kind
faun.
Ditvabbom Nanhim created the Sombrero Galaxy four million years ago.
If you believe in
Ditvabbom Nanhim, she will celebrate by creating some planets.
If you do not believe in
Ditvabbom Nanhim, she will turn you into a dog.
Ditvabbom Nanhim's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.
Ditvabbom Nanhim's Holy Commandments1. Never wear hats.
2. Never play with disobedient children.
3. Never leap in holy places.
4. Otters are not to be trusted.
5. Do not drink water in magenta rooms.