Flabsafdadkonmumnur is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, bad-tempered raven.

Flabsafdadkonmumnur created the planet Earth two billion years ago.

If you believe in Flabsafdadkonmumnur, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Flabsafdadkonmumnur, it will turn you into a plant.

Flabsafdadkonmumnur's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Flabsafdadkonmumnur's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Flabsafdadkonmumnur's name in vain.

2. Always make sure there are no whales in a building before entering it.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Do not shave your chest.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Flabsafdadkonmumnur.
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