Targten is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, pitiless jellyfish.

Targten created the Sunflower Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Targten, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Targten, it will send minions to preach to you.

Targten's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Targten's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no ants in a room before entering it.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Never talk about gravity.

4. Do not hurt snakes.

5. Never mention sheep.