Getdudgat is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, smart wolf.

Getdudgat created a quark eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Getdudgat, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Getdudgat, it will turn you into a puffin.

Getdudgat's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Getdudgat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not laugh in public.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Getdudgat on top of all buildings.

4. Never eat nuts.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.