Getdudgat is a god.
It takes the form of a microscopic, smart
wolf.
Getdudgat created a quark eight billion years ago.
If you believe in
Getdudgat, it will answer your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Getdudgat, it will turn you into a puffin.
Getdudgat's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.
Getdudgat's Holy Commandments1. Do not laugh in public.
2. Always pray immersed in water.
3. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Getdudgat on top of all buildings.
4. Never eat nuts.
5. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.