Tighakpibced is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, confident goat.

Tighakpibced created an electron four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tighakpibced, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Tighakpibced, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Tighakpibced's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Tighakpibced's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Always help capybaras.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.