Dimfut is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, moody hamster.

Dimfut created gold three billion years ago.

If you believe in Dimfut, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Dimfut, she will send you a sign.

Dimfut's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Dimfut's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from brown dolphins, for they are unholy.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Never feed tomatoes to foxes while wearing fawn dresses.