Yembadkab is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, loving alligator.

Yembadkab created light two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yembadkab, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Yembadkab, she will have a low opinion of you.

Yembadkab's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Yembadkab's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the north.

2. Do not take Yembadkab's name in vain.

3. Always help sick manatees.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.